thelastgoodjared
TheLastGoodJared
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Which one is “Grimes”?

Who among us hasn’t enjoyed a good “box lunch at the Y”?

I don’t even mean to say this as a harsh thing, but in the photo above, Melania’s face looks very much like he husbands—similar skin tone, facial features, facial expressions.

Shame Roseanne for having once been married to (and fucking) Tom Arnold.

Hard to say . . . Because on the one hand, the French invented the douche, or at least the word for it, but on the other hand, and according to my (female) French professor, Frenchmen have always preferred to engage with their female lovers sans Le Bain.

Lil Tay is a precocious child being exploited by one or more adults. I guess that’s never happened before in America?

About 30 years ago or so, in the Dallas, TX area, a group of “people” started a private “law school.” Many college graduates who couldn’t get into any other law school in Texas enrolled in this one, even though it wasn’t accredited, and there was no guarantee that it ever would be. I think it was eventually

And with the recent breakthroughs in lubricant technology, I’d say the sky’s the limit!

Or, as my country cousin likes to say, “Hard dick ain’t got no conscience, cuz.”

Yeah, there’s no recovery from this. We’re doomed.

Yeah, but the Benedictines even more so, and they make great liqueur.

I get the reference, and I like it.

Question for Bret Easton Ellis: Are you nine years old, Brett, or ten?

The photo above is direct evidence in support of what I’ve been saying for some time now: Donald Trump is a cuck.

Frida begs to differ.

It seems to me that the whole point of the “sport” of gymnastics is to exploit girls and young women for the financial profit and sexual gratification of a group of self-entitled sociopaths. I’m not surprised, since this is, in fact, what most of the rest of our culture is based on. It just makes me very sad and

Agreed. Comey is the white, male Condoleeza Rice.

Hey, enough already with the po-litical correctness there!

This poor kid is getting ready to find out just what happens when you fuck with Dateline.

Oh, Bernie always keeps up with “the kinder.”