Oh, those poor Kardashian girls! Just so unlucky in love. Sigh.

You’re giving Trump too much credit. More like Slutty Nikki.

Good catch. I never would have caught that. I’m such a fool.

Thanks.

What movie?!!!

He looks like one of those frozen cavemen, but cleaned up a little.

Or, alternatively, Uncle Jed and Jethrene Bodine.

Ah, the limerick lives! Good job.

Agreed. Which makes me think that Gloria Allred will retire soon, never to be heard from again.

I believe the German word you’re looking for is “Trumpenfreude”.

Good luck, amigo.

Wolves talk a big game, but most of the ones I’ve known have been cucks.

Pence is going along to replenish his stash of Peruvian flake, then snort some lines of it off of Ivanka’s bare ass.

They’re all hysterical drama queens.

Or, she could talk to a geometry teacher. They know ALL the angles.

No, I think you pretty much nailed it.

Tony Robbins and his “movement” could not be any less relevant than they are today. He is such a clown.

Not all makeup artists are “she”s.

Before webcams . . .

Say what you will about Cannibal Witch, but no one can deny her professionalism.