I imagine blowing holes in “La Pared” with improvised truck bombs will become the next great Northern Mexican pasttime.

Remember, it not the people that listen to country music, but the people that believe country music...

It gives me extra chills that the person you’re citing was a teacher. If you don’t understand the basic premise of cause-and-effect, you aren’t qualified to teach children.

Metallica “King Nothing”

This is for those among us that think the rural Trump supporters will wake up and smell the coffee once they notice the factories aren’t coming back and now they cannot afford the cheap healthcare ACA granted them; here’s a woman crediting Donald Trump, president for all of two months who has yet to sign a single…

Or not even that. There’s most probably dead silence, what with all the existing tunnels for drug trafficking. They’ll just add a new commodity to their businesses. Or expand the current one.

Congress will NEVER fund this nonsense. They can “talk tough” as much as they like, but can never justify this outrageous expense to their constituents (especially while taking away healthcare and myriad social safety nets).

You know, walls don’t just keep people out. And I bet the Berlin Wall was pretty to look at in the beginning, too.

the wall will be 30 feet tall

I ♥♥♥ Brahmas!!! I need to move so I can get more chickens!

Watching the WBC, I think Giancarlo Stanton may have just killed a few people in the left field seats at Petco.

Drew actually talked about this at the time. He really is thorough at his job, isn’t he?

I hate myself for laughing at it.

I would like to offer that same amount for the pee tape.

how do you think those dudes handled masturbation when they were trapped underground?

Look how spotlessly clean those boots are. They’re fresh out of a box. Did he get carried there by some indigenous porters like he was in the countries where he killed animals?

Looks like he has diarrhea, but he is holding it in.

This needs to be in the FunBag!

Oddly enough a slip of the tongue was the reason for the girlfriend in the first place.

A special kind of love that is our little secret.