I thought it was clear that you can’t indict a sitting President.

Folks, we are looking at a genuine mental case here. The makeup, which makes your average Sephora salesgirl look like a paragon of minimalist good taste, is just the finishing touch; everything we’re seeing here screams “I am pathologically detached from reality and need treatment in a locked inpatient facility.”

Do give her credit for using "vilified" instead of the depressingly popular "villainized."

I wonder if any arena ever played “Spoilt Victorian Child” as the intro music for a visiting team that featured Steve Nash.

Heaven knows he's miserable now!

Eat Y'self Taller

Everybody loves Th’Fall.

There any left in the projects at the respective south ends of Bernal Heights and Potrero Hill?

Outbound N was usually OK in the morning, although the line for the elevator from the Muni stop up to the hospital was a shitshow all its own.

Bayshore/Hunter’s Point. Southeastern corner of the city. Take the T down there.

My wife worked at the UCSF hospital in Cole Valley for a time and prayed every day that they’d move her job to Mission Bay, because it’s a shitload easier to get there from BART. It never happened, and she ended up quitting because it was taking two hours each way more often than not (and she almost never got a seat…

I lived in the East Bay from 2012-2014, and rode a BART line that passed the Coliseum stop on its way to deep suburbia. I would see a really diverse group of folks going to Dubs games: lots of Filipinos and Polynesians from the close-in parts of the Peninsula, blacks and Latinos from The City and the other parts of…

I 100% guarantee that when Maxine Waters walks in the room, he says “that black bitch walked in” under his breath.

Since this is Oregon, land of public budgeting, there will be a three-year delay in payment of the settlement.

See also: Chubbies shorts

I guarantee that at least one finance bro employed by the Astros has said "I wear Abercrombie so bitches know I DOMINATE" in his life.

Yes, they did do plenty of that at Passchendaele.

Gonna have to add him to the Bonilla-Weis Honorary Keep Gettin’ Dem Checks Hall of Fame