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It’s so sad. I see this alot. Relative finds out husband’s cheating on her. Relative gets pregnant with his kid asap. > ALL BETTER!

Just realized that every person in today’s DirtBag is on a reality show. Goddamnit, we need some real stars causing trouble out there. This shit is unacceptable!

A colon evacuation is the pinnacle of any constipated maneuver. Certainly not lead from the rear, but guided forcefully by the mind and the eyes. Congratulations on your logistical victory.  

I +1'ed, saw it went up to seventy, and then took it back.

That poop really just wanted to GTFO this world after hearing about that. May it have a happy life elsewhere.

Mazel tov, darling! It’s a food-baby!

If anything, we want to know more! Why the struggle? Cheese? Over-medication with Pepto-Bismal? Overindulgence in pumpkin seeds or stringy roughage? NEI, more like (Not Enough Information).

I swear that this just happened to me. Right now. For real.

Or do kegels.

My first reaction was who gives a shit if it is. I guess I know the answer now.

Funny....that’s how complainant no. 1 was born.

95% of us are dropping deuces right now, pretty sure that’s why cell phones were invented

Samsies. Seriously.

1Direction fans are the well-regulated militia we need andthe one we deserve.

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

In a study-induced procrastination haze I once devoted a full 3 hours (k, maybe more but w/e I’m not telling) to reading about 1D and its fanbase.

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i’m guessing his ire was based upon being tremendously embarrassed and upset when he realized shadow pico wasnt a real one direction horror film:

He said ‘well, wake them up’ and I was like ‘no’ and then he wouldn’t let us use the underground garage. Obviously in New York we can’t really go outside. New York is ruthless for us...So he was like, ‘OK, then I don’t want you in my hotel.’ So we had to leave.

No, but I do think the article minimized the seriousness of what occurred. A seizure can be fatal, given the right circumstances (one of the primary killers of epileptics is falls they sustain when they’re triggered). What happened to this man is very, very serious and the person who did it deserves to be arrested.

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are