Priebus is a Dark Elf

Not much dog. What’s up with you?

These nuts that grow around the root of the hardwood.

bofa as in bofa deez nuts

The seats are no longer cheap.

Stephen Miller seems like the mind flayer of the bunch.

If he’s a dark elf, then according to most hentai he’ll be raped by ogres

Call me a cynic, but I would partially disagree. The only core difference between him and “all the other republicans” is that he/his administration are not interested in the window dressing anymore. There’s no pretense.

It’s DoBro, Bruh!! (Downtown brooklyn)

Dark Elves have way more self pride and honor.

Why’s it gotta be dark elf, huh?

I used to live like three blocks from there in an apt in a brownstone on the same street that Spike Lee has his studio on.
No one, I mean no one, is ever going to call it that. It’s Fort Greene for god’s sake.
I love the neighborhood, btw, I could see its gentrification rising, but at least it was still mostly…

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There’s every chance he’s been wired since the 80s, given what we know of his connections to the Mafia (both US and Russian).

Pretty much the only reason they didn’t call Snowden a tinfoil hat nutjob is because he showed proof of his allegations. Instead of a nutjob he was branded a traitor/spy.

If they did, they wouldn’t say.

It was the FSB, in the White House, with the microwave.

A religion where the priests are a bunch of amped up meatheads running around swinging sledgehammers?

What, no fire walking, snake handling, peyote, astrology or acupuncture?