It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Slothadillo.

Fun fact: their ancestors were as big as cars. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyptodon

IF YOU WANT MOUTH LEPROSY

Turns out a post-hibernation bear and free agent Jay Cutler are indistinguishable.

It’s nice to know Vince Wilfork is taking it easy in his retirement

YOU CAN EAT THEM.

Who knew a pile of discarded circular saw blades could be so cuddly.

Ok, now that seriously looks like the result of a nuclear accident

Hey, have you seen pangolins?

Don’t even talk to me until I’ve rubbed on some stuff.

Armadillo is my mutant superpower.

“He would just come out and stand by the hole.”
We’ve all done that, right?

Next up: Pangolins.

“Bother”, said Pooh, as his spliff went out.

I live in Atlanta now, but I always know I’ve crossed the gnat line when I see a dead armadillo on the side of the road.

Have you guys seen pink fairy armadillos because you need to see pink fairy armadillos:

Many species also have litters of identical quadruplets. They are popular genetic study organisms for that reason.

Yup. Same here. Hitting one with your car is practically a right of passage for new Texas drivers.

Can confirm a Costco in MD also had the Squatty Potty double at like $30-ish.