I’m planning on getting a squatty potty.

Link below, this combined with the Squatty is a complete game changer. My husband and I have talked about secretly installing them in the bathrooms at work because pooping without it is the worst.

“Life is just one big, dick joke”

Listened to a podcast with her the other day, man is she annoying! BUT! I almost loved her by the end of it.

They would have fired her a long time ago, but her string broke off so they had to remove her the hard way. 

They read it to me at the home. Sonny/Sweetie

And cue the climate-change-deniers with:

It’s what I’d picture a bizarro version of David Tracy’s yard would look like if he had too much money and coke....

To me it’s not depressing. It’s a reminder that cars are just a pile of parts screwed together, a product to be enjoyed and used. It’s mortal and transient, just like everything. I’ll die someday, and so shall these expensive cars. Then everything we know will turn to dust, but that doesn’t really matter, because we…

Protestants, especially evangelicals, hate the Epistle of James

If something like being transparent with his taxes wasn’t enough, something silly like disobeying the Presidential Records Act certainly isn’t going to get him into any trouble either. While I don’t think his statement that he could kill a man in broad daylight and get away with it is true, I am reluctant to admit…

The perfect response then, now, and forever.

Highly underrated movie, and probably my favorite George Clooney performance.

Tommy Johnson: I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.

Pete: Well I’ll be a sonofabitch. Delmar’s been saved.

Only God and a federal court and the court of appeals, can judge me.

Yes. And college students who read early Deadspin are now in their 30s.

JLo was asked if she’d date men without rhythm and Ray Liotta chimed in unprompted with “There’s no way Ben did.”

“Goodfellas” star Liotta — who pounded shots on the show with Cohen and Lopez — also said Clint Eastwood was “overrated” as an actor, that his worst on-screen kiss was with Sigourney Weaver and that he couldn’t name any of Lopez’s songs. “I don’t give a s - - t!” he proclaimed.

Probe-and-drogue is much easier to install on any variety of airplanes, but the more complex boom-and-receptacle lets you pump a larger amount of fuel at higher pressure. An Air Force tanker’s most important customers are squadrons of heavy bombers, so passing off a lot fuel as quickly as possible becomes a priority.