You can be pretty and still be disgusting on the inside.

Game and match.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

Is this somehow purposefully picking up on the thousands of weird “You won’t believe what Mama June looks like now!” ads that I get in Twitter and Facebook? Because that is WEIRD and I do not know why the internet thinks I need that marketing.

he penned one of my favorite songs off Justin Bieber’s last album, “Love Yourself.” I’m adult enough to admit that. Of course, just because you can write good songs doesn’t mean you should sing them, which is my problem with Ed.

TIL if u flip ed sheeran on his side and stretch out his face just right, he becomes an irish flag

+1 East India Company.

Barmy Army Very Barmy in Balmy Barbados

IT’S A HIT JOB. #whitegenocide

Biscuit, giblet, brisket on skillet exhibit explicit snippet at cricket wicket.

Downton Flabby

Was in the checkout line at the grocery store, and the woman in front of me had “Dance Like No One Is Watching” tattooed on her foot. Kind of seemed to defeat the purpose of the slogan.

This is exactly how my preschoolers acted the first time they got drunk.

“Crazy ass white folks.”

Liking this several months later for the oblique reference to the Corn Palace.

Apparently engines aren’t the only thing blowing a rod anymore...

never let it be said that there’s baloney in your slacks...