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I did my part!

Isn’t Jezspin enough? Wouldn’t jalopku make better uh- bedfellows? Don’t even ask about Gizhacker

I...didn’t realize Don Cheadle wasn’t British.

if this doesn’t have 100 stars by the end of the night, then nothing makes sense any more.

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez make all the sense. I’m shocked it took them this long to get together.

This is an attractive pairing. They will be pleasant to watch.

no dick size discussions??

lol earlier today I thought, “Surely there has to be some sports gossip the Deadspin guys can use here. Alex Rodriguez HAS to be fucking someone, right?”

Let’s all hope she’s already seen the ginormous painting of him as a centaur in his bedroom and is okay with it. That is the true test for his relationships I suppose.

Men of Jezebel, things got much better in the later afternoon, and thank you. 🎈

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See, I think Laurie is pretty much the same as the rest of them — generic mid-Atlantic mixed weirdly with some Californian and Midwestern (aka, Newscaster American that actual newscasters don’t use, but dialect coaches teach), overly nasal, mostly hits the rs but still messes up “anything” and “been”. The other two…

The best is how everyone coos about their “perfect” American accents, which are always mostly kind of generic and that they use for every single American character they play.

Prince Harry Waxed His Chest For a Woman 

I do too! For me it’s because my dad, who is a raging and proud misogynist, calls all women gals. 87 year old woman? Gal. 16 year old child in short shorts he’s ogling? Pretty ‘lil gal. Accomplished grown ass women? Mouthy gal.

The only thing that Lena Dunham has taught me is that I should not like Lena Dunham. And I don’t. What is that tweet, even?!!

They better be careful — the next step is jot being allowed to wear the sacred Bills logo.

Well, that’s that. I’ll no longer consider signing with the Bills.