With a lot of beer and distortion.

If he's 'Cois it's not like he knew how to read and write well enough to spell his last name anyway.

His schemes are easily figured out, though, which is why he got hung up at his last stop.

Sure, let's bring in Goose Gossage too.

So appropriate for the XFL it's almost too perfect

At this rate of Guys, somebody's gonna end up drafting Ray Guy, Guy LaFleur, Guy Pearce, and Guy Fawkes before it's all over.

The roar of the masses could be farts.

He’s so good, the football coach who moonlights as a critically acclaimed singer-songwriter already wrote a song in tribute:

I ain’t heard shit until I’ve heard it from the Patriarchs of Constantinople, Alexandria, and Antioch (both Greek Catholic and Oriental Orthodox).

The idea that corporations are accountable only to their shareholders is very nice in the abstract but leads to grotesque rent-seeking in the long run, which is exactly what has happened in the intervening half-century.

Milton Friedman said a lot of tendentious bullshit that's actively harmed the world, but he was never more right than when he said that Rutgers should drop its football team.

A fucking travesty, but a site doing that kind of work is never going to make it as part of a for-profit entity. Better to go the nonprofit route.

Slumlording is really diversifying. Used to be it was dominated by the same sorts of middleman minorities who owned liquor stores and ripoff dry cleaners, but now black folks are finally getting in on the business.

Nix Nabbed for Naughty Nighttime Nonsense

Oh Christ.

I’d say the Braves had at least a couple thousand tons of boron in their shoes.

Anyone who has ever used the term “own the libs” unironically should be scalped.

Hi, Kanye. Hope you enjoyed Salt Lake during General Conference.

Oh nice.

I feel vastly better informed for having read your response.