Lil Nas X - Old Town Road Remix (feat. Antoine Dodson and Billy Tatum)

Those guys strike me as less meth, more crack.

True Football Men prefer domed stadiums because they say the sun hurts their eyes, when the real reason is that it makes them feel like they're dying.

At what point do we see an NFL head coach smoking crystal meth during a game? I call 2025 at the latest.

“My kind of guy.” - Steve Ballmer

I am just flabbergasted that the child of high-ranking police officers might have psychological problems. As we all know, cops have remarkably harmonious family lives.

God, that's the stuff.

Pro athletes do tend to have fucked up feet, but more of the musculoskeletal and/or epic callus variety than the “I went on a bar crawl in flip-flops in Yakutsk in January” type.

So low even the snails won't touch it

Probably got asked on the previous post, but: Brown's feet, or JPP's hand?

I'm here for all the hockey chuds writing "pussy."

I’mma say it now: fuck charter schools. If you look at who actually gets involved with charters, it’s much more about union-busting, teaching creationism and/or homophobia, and reviving “traditional” disciplinary practices up to and very much including corporal punishment. Unfortunately, the portion of black America…

Stephen Miller at 33 was much, much older than Wayne Rooney is at 33. Evil ages you terribly.

That picture of Reed with his bust should be in some sort of Hall of Fame as well.

They’d conquer the Chicano market forever if they called themselves the Los Angeles Smiths. Imagine a man in a foam rubber Morrissey costume with a foam rubber pompadour as a mascot! Their logo could be a clutch of gladiolas, or a hearing aid, or a bicycle with a flat tire! The opening chord of "I Started Something I…

Problem: read the lyrics

For dudes who were fucked up on various substances pretty much 24/7, the early Attractions were tighter than '70s jeans.

Nobody introduce Bauer to early Elvis Costello, aight?

Serious projection here, because if there’s anyone this track applies to, it’s Miss PussyPop:

“Hold my teeth": for when "hold my beer" just isn't enough.