I wonder if Beto is going to try to speak BVE in Detroit, the way he spoke Spanish in Florida.

You saw a topless chick on Sunset? First off, we need to know where on Sunset this was, because depending on the block the FBI may need to get involved.

Scientists discover what Uranus smells like

I want to feel gross that he would bring up the 1984 accuser’s current involvement in woo, but people who start talking about “planetary vibrations” are more likely than most to just make shit up.

Something Big Crashed into Uranus and Changed It Forever

Technically a lot of them do come back, but either horizontally or in a significantly compressed form.

Downside: every fourth word was either “innit” (Arsenal, Chelsea, West Ham)or “knamean” (Liverpool, Everton, Manchester United and City).

I don't think he looks much like Noel Gallagher, do you?

Given how unbelievably racist most Russians are--Pushkin, who had the same skin tone as the average Greek, might as well have been Patrick Ewing--that'd probably piss off Putin something awful.

(this will never get old, and neither will Fortunato)

For the love of God, Montrezl.

Evangelicals hate the Epistle of James because of “faith without works is dead.” It tells them that their “SAVED” bumper stickers aren’t shit.

I bet his high school literature teacher called him "Horny D. Ballsack" in the faculty lounge

ed ballz

Most Turks have a ton of Greek and/or Arab ancestry

ALL THE FUCKING STARS. GIVE THIS MAN ALL OF THEM.

We also haven’t had any previous presidents who committed extensive financial crimes prior to taking office.

Which player is the Hawk Harrelson of Players Only?

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Attach a hose and mouthpiece to the end of each barrel for the ultimate party hookah.