"When the girls asked him [Jaden Smith] to go out after the party he said, 'I'm only 12, I've got to go home to my parents.' "

@SheelaNaGig: I feel like "Jealous of My Boogie" is the more mellow cousin of "Tardy For The Party." But I don't know which one is campier.

@Lisabel (ne:Dagnabbit): I love how dramatic the LSFYLs always are, especially when the competition gets so heated that someone snatches off their wig or does a flying split to seal the win.

I love this show, because it introduced Ongina and Bebe Zahara Benet into my life, as well as "CameROOOON!" and "shante, you stay / sashay away" into my vernacular.

I actually like Ashanti's look from the ankles up. But she ruined the simple elegance with those awkward snakeskin hoof busters.

Kashing In on the Kardashians

@ModernMindOfM:

If you have a teacup chihuahua that you grow tired of, you can drop it off at the animal shelter. But where do you leave your pet gay when you don't want to play "Carrie Loves Stanford" anymore?

So a fair amount of her students already deduced she was a lesbian, but because she confirmed what they already knew, she got the ax?

@yrfriendliz: Yep. He'll be 39 in a couple of weeks.

Blue hair aside, I will say that he looks damn good for being almost 40.

Last night, Patti told Leah, "If you have masculine energy, you're going to attract a man with feminine energy."

@EponaWearsBoots: It means they're small enough that they, um "sit and spin" when in certain positions.

Winona stole Prince's funeral outfit, right down to the shoes.

This is a worse then deciding to go for a TD on 4th and 2 in the last quarter.

Despite their explanations, I still can't wrap my head around why these girls merit fame.

Sure, I'll buy that sex is a decision to be made, but consent means that potential parties don't get to make that decision for you.

It's nice to be reminded every year of the things we're thankful for.

Pink looks like Miranda Priestly. That's all.

Hilary Duff admits that she sends sexy pictures of herself to her husband, but "never with my face in it." Why? "We've gotta keep it fun, gotta keep it interesting."