@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Apparently, Andy Cohen didn't get the 411 last night.

@ukuleslie: To some people, attention is like money—you can never have enough.

On the plus side, Paz de la Huerta can send around this photo for auditions, since it nicely sums up her acting resume.

@singing_femmebot: My mother literally "returned" me to Macy's customer service to teach me a lesson about throwing tantrums in public. I never did it again.

My dear mother often threatened to knock sense into us, or alternately knock the foolishness out of us. She could also theoretically knock us into next week or knock us back to last Thursday.

Does Leighton have her culo out in that jumpsuit, or are those illusion panties? Either way, it hurts my heart.

@Hey, Boo Boo: "What is that, velvet?"

@Kitty Conner: I have been in the same room with her on more than one occasion, and you're not wrong.

@DaniFae is so into you but way too smart for you:

@DaniFae is so into you but way too smart for you: Now that you mention it, I did hear that JK Rowling left out the whole "Harry time travels to defeat the Axis" plot.

Visiting this kind of diminishes the whole "The Boy Who Lived" deal.

I like to imagine that People's Sexiest Man Alive is determined each year by a multi-level competition including a Bedroom Eyes staring contest, a tailored suit walk-off sponsored by Emporio Armani, and a portion that records mock PSAs for a charity of the celebrity's choosing.

I really, truly lust after Ryan Reynolds, but like many of you below, I wonder how the top honor evaded Jon Hamm. That man makes a penetrating stare even dirtier than it sounds.

Justin Bieber is not going to handle his eventual descent from fame well, is he? Ten years from now, I see him going the way of Corey Feldman; instead of idolizing Michael Jackson, he'll dress like Usher, stand in front of the Custo Barcelona at the Grove and awkwardly bust out his dance moves anytime someone…

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: This gets three snaps in Z formation.

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This has to be Photoshopped, because I refuse to believe that Maxim would publish such dreck. Leave the ribald trashiness to crap magazines like Newsweek or Popular Science.

@Ponytail: Scotch pie is savory and made with mutton. It's pretty tasty.

@banzailibrarian: Hmmm. I'd say 23. 19 is more of a Gold Dust Woman.