Baby looks just like her dad.

@alcatrazzzed: Ooh. Hadn't read that one. The replacement smells like Lively.

Did Blake Lively sell her soul to the Devil or a Weinstein? Because she's getting nods for all these roles for which she does not have the acting chops.

It's not being surrounded by friends while having a therapist present that's weird to me—group therapy works for some people. The sketchiness is framing this as some kind of party.

So my first-ever roommate was a (not-so) secret coke fiend. He was fine when I moved in with him, but it got progressively more conspicuous. We had an awesome duplex apartment with a great rooftop view of the city, but it wasn't worth the hassle of living with him. I broke my lease in four months.

You most certainly can judge a book by its cover when the Situation's mug is plastered on the front.

Rip Taylor is my absolute favorite. Bert and Ernie, Marie Antoinette, Ditka and the laser school portrait are also awesome.

Boy bands still happen? I thought that factory shut down in 2001.

Christian Siriano is totally that French feather duster from Beauty and the Beast, isn't he?

Thanks, y'all. I'm thinking of actually leaving that voicemail with my laundry service the next time I drop off.

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something

Angelina...has decided that she doesn't need the association with the MTV hit in order to pursue a career in entertainment.

@SierraFoxtrot: I, personally, would be fine with it, sans resentment, as long as he is discreet/stays out of trouble and is a good husband (and father, if we have kids). Then again, it also wouldn't be one-sided.

@JohanPaladin: Yep, and let us not forget Samantha, the Canadian Top Model.

@BelleBreezing: The irony is that he's always been Pauly D's grenade sidekick.

@Uncommon_Whore: I think he has some sort of fixation with a Black Dahlia-esque aesthetic. So he wants his ladies to look like dark-haired 40's ingenues.

@skahammer: I, personally, wouldn't feel the need to take mitigating steps to ensure that my partner doesn't cheat, other than having a serious talk surrounding a workable definition of fidelity within the context of our relationship. To me, that's a pretty important establishment for any type of relationship, and…

CariDee English is dating Marilyn Manson.

@skahammer: "What practical steps will limit your spouse's cheating in the typical milieu (money, travel, constant female attention) of the pro athlete."

I find the notion of a corporate club to discourage one's athlete husband from cheating to be incredibly naive. He's already a part of an exclusive club through which he's afforded an abundance of opportunities, status, money, etc., and they're just stroking egos by saying, "Look, I'm willing to preemptively reward…