@Marla Singer: I was hoping for something like this. Hearted.

Someone PLEASE make a gif of Kim's "What in the holy hell?" expression at 1:33. It's worth preserving for posterity.

This Sneakoscope is spinning for you, Temime!

THANKS FOR LETTING 'YE BE GREAT, DODAI.

@through the rye: 2) Call Danielle a prostitution whore for good measure.

@LutherNipperkin: Now that's a cock shot.

@Kit Cloudkicker: It's Firth. I'll watch anything with Firth and his deadpan expression.

@janeEyre,QuietAssassin: YES. Although I secretly hate Sam.

@Kit Cloudkicker: Don't shuffle away in shame! That movie is on my list as well. For the life of me, I cannot NOT watch that movie if it's on.

@Jetgirly: For the latter wedding shower, you could politely decline and have no reason to feel bad for doing so. It's gauche on her part to invite someone to the shower and not to the actual wedding. If you feel like you want to get her a gift, you have about six months to present her one after the fact.

Gladiator is on again, and yeah, I'm watching it. Again.

@WanderlustingIngenue: Cortana from Halo.

Oh, man. Eurocastle and her owner have the same cheekbones and ear shape.

If I had ever pulled a stunt like that when I was ten, I would've not only been served more crappy dinners, but I would've also had to eat them in my room for two weeks.

Oh, I like them apples just fine.

@CandyBacon: Isn't anyone over the age of seventeen too old for that kind of nonsense? All she had to do was blast Poison's Greatest Hits in her tattoo shop.

Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up? That was quick—I thought she said she was in love with him.

She'll be a perfect spokesbot for the dating website Skynet is launching in 2029.

That Penthouse letter made me giggle. And I never giggle.

All I know is that to me, he looks like he's lots of fun.