@robin.jacks: I do see a bit more where your frustration is coming from. Like it or not, a lot of kids aren't made aware of causes unless it's inserted into their consumption of pop culture. But hey, that's long been a tool to promote awareness among youths.

@robin.jacks: I read both your comments, and I'm still reading the notion that since this not done to benefit as many people as possible, then it's not a wise decision on Jezebel's part. Correct me if I'm wrong.

He and Coco Rocha (and Lithgow!) were also in a great Annie editorial for Vogue a couple of years back:

@philoclea: I saw him this spring in Romeo and Juliet. His thighs were ridiculous, and his ass could crush walnuts.

Please let this be the prize for the next Jezebel giveaway.

@DarlingBecky: As long as she's whipping her hair in a classroom, fine by me.

So does she go to school?

@My cat hates Tom Cruise: I assume he meant his friends, although they, too, can probably be described as a tan, wrinkly pair that gets waxed on a regular basis.

Mortals only dream of having that kind of clout at the Cheesecake Factory.

@EyesofMarz:"One voice it calls out to you, the other's shy and quiet. Could there be two different girls who look the same at....

It wouldn't surprise me one bit if Us Weekly keeps a coffer of pre-written "exclusive celebrity baby news." They just change the dates accordingly and keep publishing them in cycles, banking on the likelihood that one of these days they'll be right.

@they call me ginger: I was just thinking about that. Jill's Google Alerts probably went nuts today.

To wit, "Quite simply: Patients must cut out junk food from their diet "

If their husbands married them for image purposes (as per the definition of "trophy wife"), it's a mutual deal, so to speak. No harm, no foul in my book if both parties are fine with the relationship.

The background jazz music adds its own subtle horror to that video.

@la.donna.pietra: Oh, me too. I'll see your credit card debt and suspicion, and raise you a visit from ATF agents.

Nineteen isn't too young. Late teenage-dom is a ripe time to be blindsided by the Asshole We Think We Can Change Because We're Different from the Others.

#1 is not a costume. That's an awkward Friday night in [insert hipster locale here], when Girl 1 finally meets her ex's new ladyfriend after his shoegaze set.

@lodown (is waiting for MizJenkins): Even between those guys it was long rumored that she likes the Jesus Luz type. She dated a lot of Latino club boys.

Angelina's wearing boots, which are clearly made for walking all over Brad and away from the relationship.