@It's.Not.Opposite.Day: Totally true. I have seen people so smug with themselves because they got the ugliest pieces of designer crap on sale.

I can agree with public shaming, inasmuch as "public shaming" applies to reasonable calling out of someone's deplorable actions. When that person's privacy is violated, or said chastisement turns into persistent harassment, then it's gone too far.

@Jenna Sauers: One of my friends, who works at one of the boutiques, was so excited to get the first leopard print pair. To me, they looked no different than the $10 knockoff novelty pairs sold at warehouse clubs.

@didntmeanto: I agree. Leave the board shorts to actual surfers.

Jimmy Choo Uggs are among the most hideous footwear I've ever seen. Isn't a designer collaboration supposed to improve on the product and not make it worse?

@they call me ginger: They watch O'Reilly. That show is one big Mythbust waiting to happen.

@American as Apple Pie: Petrified wood feels hurt by your insinuations. She's much more dull.

Those are the dance moves of two disenchanted soccer moms on the sideline of their kids' regional semifinal game, polishing off a second box of Franzia while Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll, Part 2" plays on the loudspeakers.

@Squabble: Yes, the 7 minutes make sense. But the super-short sex seems more like an outlier, not the average.

@DaniFae is so into you but way too smart for you: Yes, but a minute and a half is really low for an average amongst varied men, unless they somehow managed to only find one-and-I'm-dones.

But does the connotation of "lasting longer" match these findings? Are we talking about seven minutes of heaven, or sevens minute of "are you done yet?"

burning desire to vogue

@bluebears: Yeah. More like 1991.

They're all commendably terrible, but that pumpkin seed story sounds like something out of my worst nightmares. Becky only left out the part where Freddy Krueger materializes from the seed shart and drowns her in the toilet.

Also: make sure you didn't have a terrible breakup in college with a friend of the interviewer. True story.

@InfoMofo: You just invoked the Holey (sic on purpose) Anal Trinity.

@SarahMC: The tongue isn't meant to go in super far—rimming is mostly for stimulating the anal nerve endings. Also, it's easier to rim when someone's lying on their back with their legs up.

I have come during anal sex with my ex-boyfriend/current fuck buddy. It's like seeing a double rainbow and realizing that life is not so terrible.

She says she's been off the bad stuff for a while, and she's definitely looking healthier and happier these days. So that's a plus.

@bubbly*pop: I want these to be my vows.