@regann: Tom Watts! His dad was secretly trying to get with Elizabeth while they were dating.

@ShaynaLK: Oh, man. I don't know which is better, the line "You like Beyoncé?" or the fact that Elizabeth asked for ice cubes in her wine.

So was it Todd Wilkins or Devon Whitelaw?

The thing that really burns my ass raw about this story (besides the obvious fuckery) is that this all started because one text message about a stupid bounce house went unanswered, and she couldn't swallow her pride enough to take fifteen steps across the street to ring the doorbell.

So I just learned that Kim Richards played Tia in the original Escape To Witch Mountain. This saddens me more than you can imagine.

That poor, poor dog in Number 5. His/her little scrunched face says, "Take me now, Jesus."

@ifallelsefailsjig: I agree. I knew a couple who seemed to have a similar dynamic, and they fizzled out quickly.

Assuming Russell isn't joking about the wedding not being planned, it's a little weird that they both had highly publicized hen/stag nights. Isn't that kind of putting the cart before the horse?

@sheilagirl: My mom used to make me watch this movie every so often as a parable.

@Fiver (formally temptress.in.man.pants): Oh, he's quite deserving of the name Aslan. This looks like the tom that was stalking my cat before she got spayed.

@BrookeD: "I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

@whoohooby: Oh, that's our first date conversation. Only he left out the part where he says he can see a future with me and the Russian clowns.

@Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: One good thing about my stint in the South: home fries that tasted so good I wanted to cry.

@marathonjunkie: She's very adventurous for a Persian. Besides rolling in syrup, her activities include hiding in the kitchen garbage bin and climbing the curtains to catch mosquitoes.

@WanderlustingIngenue: It's more of a Lady Dance Sabbath in general, the Trinity being Madonna, Kylie, and Britney.

@marathonjunkie: My angry shaved pussy. She brought it upon herself by getting into the maple syrup.

@littlesickle: Diggory. We hardly knew ye and your hotness.

@WanderlustingIngenue: I devote at least thirty minutes every Sunday to Kylie.

@mrs.gideon: This is a Hufflepuff.

@RodetheTrolleywithStanwyck: Drink more water than you normally would (sounds counterproductive, but works for me), and try not to consume caffeine and salty foods.