@cmd: Bravo. Hearted.

@LLisCool: No wonder people hate it when the Race Card gets pulled out.

She did teach us something we didn't know, though—apparently, black people get everything for free. I should really talk to my landlord and my credit card company about this.

@LazyHippo: My grandmother called me and my little sister her "little pickaninnies" for a long time until my dad caught wind of it.

"We stopped lynching you, colored people. Can't you just be thankful?"

@EponaWearsBoots: Mittens is getting his doctorate in Comparative Lit.

But my houseful of cats will still work, right?

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: The hot pink velvet couches with mink fur throws are the very picture of understatement.

@bilingualsuperheroine: "To the Toyota Sienna, me hearties!"

If I would've known Johnny was down for this kind of stuff, I would've mailed that letter I wrote to Edward Scissorhands in 1991 inviting him over for Christmas dinner.

@Belle E Belle: You're not wrong.

I don't think we should call those "predatory" leers and catcalls on the street (the ones who go all out to get a rise out of the women passing by) "an expression of male sexuality"—if that were the case, most men would be doing it because "they just wouldn't be able to help themselves."

What would Davies' inspiration, sex-columnist extraordinaire Carrie Bradshaw, write if she were in this sitch?

@drunkexpatwriter: My guess is that the victim probably didn't have any sexual contact with Dye (or probably didn't see her naked, for that matter) before they ran away to the hotel room.

Oh, great. I've always literally wanted to feel that pain.

@SarahMC: Of the three people on my list who have posted this, one of them had a previous status update that said, "Pet a fluffy kitty today!" I shit you not.

@blameitonrio is voting MizJenkins for Jezident!: It saves me the pain of having to explain the defriending when seeing them in person. People are really touchy about that nowadays.

Thanks. This is a handy guide for me to determine which people to hide on my Facebook feed list.

So is he basically saying that a woman should assume that there's a good chance that the footballer she wants to sleep with will be rapey and should therefore should not go home with him?

@resplendent.bitch: I know a great internet cafe where we can type it up.