@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Pharrell Williams is also not returning Justin's calls until he returns from Japan.

@TopLevelExecutive: re: #4: I'm tickled whenever I think about Ramon and Carlos Estevez. How did they make the leap to Sheen?

Puh-lease. Justin may be prolific right now, but he still doesn't have enough clout to tell his record company "I'm busy" when they come a-callin' for some more of his blue-eyed soul. And they WILL come as soon as that Bieber thing starts sprouting chin hair.

@Wolfabeast: We can watch them play while drinking the boxed wine I ordered.

@Wolfabeast: You can have mine. I already got a free Joseph Gordon-Levitt with my thirtieth delivery.

If only this were part of FreshDirect's new promotion: "With your tenth home delivery, you get a free Tom Hardy!"

@elephantom: Word. I keep a private (written) one for my own memories, but it's fairly indecipherable to anyone else. It's like the Rosetta Stone of fuck lists.

It's her unalienable right to have sex as she pleases, but preserving the tales of said exploits in a document that features BMOCs and can be easily swiped is the worst way to assure privacy.

I'm going to passive-aggressively forward this to my mother, who always buys me something during Christmastide that she thinks I should have instead of something I actually want. "But you need a pair of sensible shoes. You're always walking around in those unseemly heels."

@skahammer: Yes. I recall the mid-90's being a transitional era of flannel for men—they went from pairing it with Doc Martens and holey jeans to wearing it with fleece vests and cargo pants.

@envirodesigner: And fancy artists. Not manly.

So I guess I missed the Great Pimp Boom of the Mid-Nineties.

@stacyinbean: Me either. I've never been on the Schue bandwagon, but felt like I was in tenth grade lusting after one of my teachers in assembly.

Wonderful Sue line. "I'm going to take your house, your car, and your extensive collection of vests. I mean, seriously, you wear more vests than the cast of 'Blossom.'"

@stacyinbean: She is as cute as a button, although maybe not alive for much longer.

@Sprinks: Yeah, I think she said she hadn't enjoyed sex with men since Eisenhower.

@Sprinks: Pam and Queen Sophie-Ann.

@redpensplease: I can only think that a lot of parents feel bound by the tradition that dictates who pays for the wedding. And perhaps their pride and/or the fear of disappointing their children won't allow them to admit it might take a huge toll on their finances.

Current wedding culture drives me nuts. Every wedding I've been to this year featured a bride whose gown was the perfect shade of Empty Bank Account White. I think their fathers were crying during the first dance because they're weren't losing their daughters but gaining a crippling debt.

Sarah calls that move in the last .gif "The Masturbating Grizzly."