@GreyEminence: I second the "chung chung."

@whiskeyshoes: At the time, though, it was very much a big deal to be a keyholder at the Bunny Club. It makes sense, I think.

Minor note: I think the mom in the waiting room is none other than Maureen Cummings from Center Stage, aka "the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy."

@pepe-silvia: It's possible he's separated, but probably not fully divorced. I imagine that's why Daddy Pryce beat the shit out of him and told him to head back to England.

@DollyHaze: You're right. My level of horror went up a notch.

Is she wearing flesh-tone biker shorts, or can you see the control top of her pantyhose?

@CurtCole: What's the safe word if your lover feels overwhelmed when you offer a free trip to Australia?

@rixatrix has a bargain for frances: I agree. For me, it's as simple as the fact that there are people who like to be dominated and those who like to dominate in a consensual exchange.

@Never_Nude: It looks like Abbey and Pam are both wearing Stella McCartney pumps, which are always non-leather. So at least there's that.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: I was going to say they go hand in hand, but that's not necessarily true.

I learned about sex-related UTIs after I lost my virginity as a teen. We used condoms, but I panicked because my period was nine days late and I had cramping and burning when I peed. I went to my GP and they did the usual tests. I didn't realize that my mom, who was then a nurse and working in the same hospital system…

@lucysnowe: There's a Muppet Lafayette at the beginning carrying dishes. It filled me with joy.

Was she not around for the last election? Surely she realizes she was one of the rifles that shot the Republican ticket to hell?

So, did he get his gum or what?

@zoethebitch: In Martian years, maybe.

@hatepaperdoll: This is so, so awesome. Especially the Muppet Lafayette.

@Janet.Jopler: Word is that Simon wants Tommy Mottola as Louis's American counterpart.

@Nell_fersher: Simon created that show, too, but he's not on it. He left American Idol to develop and be a judge on X-Factor in 2011.

Pass. I'll wait for Simon to bring X-Factor (and Cheryl Cole with it).

@Tom.Cruise.Is.Weird: Word.