@wtfox?!: @Oleander: To add to the asshole quotient: he then asked if he could come by my house to pick up a half-empty bottle of gin and a bag of ice he left a few weeks ago. A bag of ice.

@eatingatoms @Francie_Nolan: "I realize it's a sensitive subject for you, but I don't feel like I should apologize for saying how I feel." His words.

@thedevilwearsprimark: Oh, that would be the flaming bag of poop with Benicio del Toro. I'm annoyed that I spent $12 to watch that movie. You're well justified.

I got broken up with last night because the guy I've been dating for the past three months said that he couldn't stand when I disagree with him on things, even though he openly admitted he has a need to always be right. I've tried to make him see on occasions that there are, in fact, opposing views to his own and…

@thedevilwearsprimark: Um, would this happen to be Le Pacte des Loups? Not that I've seen it or anything.

@looseleaves: "Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"

It needn't be said that he's a big time creeper.

@LAmonkeygirl: Yes. Give me a pillow, a sleeping mat, and some Capri Sun at 2 PM every day, and your fancy end-of-quarter project will get done more quickly.

Another sari attempt to stay relevant.

@lolita7b3: Coincidence that this is sponsored by Pandora? I think not.

At my (Catholic) school, they made a big fuss over a straight lady teacher who mentioned having a live-in boyfriend, so this comes as no surprise. It's infuriating to some that the church would react in this way (especially given the poorly-hidden closet within their own priesthood), but it's also their right to…

@bobella (ITSAPROCESS): Thanks!

@WashingMyHair: You left out Zolciak and her extensions from that list. I think they'd be a welcome addition.

When asked why she ruled against Den Hollander's appeal, Judge Mauskopf shrugged and said, "The feeling's right."

"...I don't have one, nobody I've ever hooked up with has had one and none of my friends have any, so that stereotype about students going to college to receive education isn't totally true."

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): From a compartmentalized point of view, the photos should have no bearing on her competence as a judge. However, we see pervasive shaming about people's expressions of their sexuality on an alarmingly regular basis. I'm guessing that the knee-jerk reactions…

@haus_frau: I didn't know I needed a leather peasant dress until today.

Lea Michele is merely showcasing one of Glamour's ten ways to get what you want in bed: threaten to destroy the citizens of Gotham with laughing neurotoxins if your partner doesn't commit to at least ten minutes of foreplay. Don't shoot the messenger.

@cool_as_KimDeal: You said it better than I could've. None of this seems to be based on the actual measure of intelligence, but rather on arbitrary social behaviors we use to display such intelligence.

@ObservantUnderachiever: I tried to read that aloud, but under my breath so the person next to me didn't think I was a psycho. Too late.