@ikaiyoo: Were you my babysitter?

What To Exorcise When You're Expecting

@Miz X: Nope. Someone played Track 12 of Hole's "Live Through This" backwards and she sprang forth, fully formed and armed with a pack of Camels.

If Paris dyes her hair and removes her fake blue contacts, she'll look just like Auntie Kyle in ten years.

@she's a rejector (formerly Fanita): Andy was trying so hard not to put Danielle on blast for evading the question about her and Lesbian Superstar Lori Michaels. I think he wanted to shake the truth out of her.

@liloslifecoach: I enjoy Andy immensely, but part of me thinks he deserved to get steamrolled. Theresa knocked that schadenfreude-y grin right off his face.

I don't mind dick jokes, to an extent. But in my experience, I find that a guy who needs to make an excess of dick jokes is trying to distract from nature's dick joke in his pants.

Lipstick, heels, skirts—these things are all elements of a costume, as are vests and suits and dress shoes. Gender is costumed; the costume can communicate gender.

January's dress is actually Atelier Versace, no? (I think the gorgeous "disco mermaid debutante" gown was conceived while Donatella was sketching on the back of one of her manservants.)

@Dancingfrog: To borrow from the Incredibles: "...when everyone's [Lady Gaga]...no one will be."

Notice how all the bears are clothed except for Salt and Pepper Business Bear, who apparently gets to walk around naked save for a tie. What kind of day trading goes on in that bear office?

Lupe Ontiveros is a great actress, but I still can't see her in movies without thinking for a split second that she "killed Selena."

Does she know that the US Coast Guard and the Navy are two totally different military branches? She may love America, but it's not going to return any of her calls.

Nobody owes anybody an education, and being a member of a marginalized group doesn't make a person some sort of designated first responder to all the shit jerks (and, on occasion, nice people) are capable of spreading around.

Why would the rags choose to speculate on Mariah Carey's unconfirmed pregnancy when they can so easily discuss the confirmed Hello Kitty-themed rooms in her penthouse?

Victoria Beckham will circumvent this phenomenon by having a pair of Brian Atwood pumps surgically grafted to her feet.

Needs more body shimmer.

So, from this chart, can we figure out the identity of Patient Zero in the current outbreak of Hollywood Asshat Syndrome?

@zeppogirl: And I'm an unabashed nerd for making it.

@zeppogirl: Neville's Animagus form is a bassist for an indie-rock band.