I was a yearbook editor. For the most part we had creative freedom, but at least two adults checked every proof before it was sent to the publisher. We didn't bother to try and slip past any "wink wink" references after the vice-principal/self-proclaimed moral police chief flipped out over an instance where someone…

"Homophobe-blasters" would actually make an awesome Super NES game.

Ha. A few weeks ago, I jokingly mentioned the fact that "nude" and "flesh" in fashionspeak don't apply to people with darker skin to a salesperson at Bergdorf's when I was trying on shoes. She gave me the once-over and said, "Well...you can just go with brown."

Isn't there a saying about sex being like pizza ("even when it's bad, it's still good")? Some of these stories are less like pizza and more like a plate of moldy haggis.

The Fug Girls would hate me for saying this, but...I would rock that white collared jacket and formal shorts like there's no tomorrow.

Korto's daughter is tres adorable.

So I thought that was Uncle Jesse on the beach during the episode of "Full House" when they go to Hawaii and Stephanie gets cursed by the native kid and and they do a concert with the Beach Boys.

I don't care what the apologists' explanation is on this. This should be sent to Sketchball City.

@PhillyLass: Holy shit! I totally missed the Keds. I'll pass on those.

Admittedly, I kind of want to get married in the white feathered ballgown one day, but I think the Kors is right—some of her stuff looks like it's been done before (sadly, some of it by Jessica McClintock circa 1985).

@theladyvanishes: Oops, I meant RNC. Although I like the steroid-freak connotation that GNC slip had.

@lucyjae: But you can find drag queens and camp at the GNC, too! You just have to look a bit harder to find Giuliani's sparkly garter belt.

@PoisonPixie: Talk about too much going on—look at the dress she was wearing. Am I the only one who was annoyed by the feather sleeves?

Honestly, the only thing that made Kenley's dress stand out was the interesting mix of print and lace. Otherwise, it's just a simple silhouette—not super thrilling. (I DO love the print she chose.)

@librariesare4lovers: They should just get dude in the brown to field the questions. He looks like he puts out a good "bish plz" face.

Maybe I'm the only one who hasn't been impressed with his RTW lately, but I think Jacobs' creativity has gone the way of his Mickey Mouse sweaters and extra poundage.

Besides Rihanna's lousy choice in preschool romper wear, I can't hate otherwise. They're too cute together. I hope they make a duet for Mountain Dew or something.

@anibundel: Loved that. :o)

@summerwheatley: She probably meant that in context of getting to be her new superyoung plaything. In which case, a man would probably need to be unable to hear to put up with Dickinson's screeching.

Am I wrong for thinking that Dina looks like Vincent from "Beauty and the Beast" in this photo? 'Cause she totes does.