Let's hope that disco ball finds her as annyoing as everyone else does. This could all be over with strategically loosened mounting screw.

Is Justin Long hanging out with Har Mar Superstar?

What I appreciate more than her sartorial style is that she's diplomatically unapologetic about her life. And she's gorgeous.

@GeorgeFayne: A mime with herpes?

Wait, is Jenna Dewan wearing teal formal shorts under that monstrosity?

@princessxenu: Honestly, though, I have a chihuahua (who now lives with my mom), and he couldn't keep up with my strides when I had him on a leash and would just sprawl on the sidewalk in protest. Also, the birds of prey in my old neighborhood would stalk him when we went on night walks (I think they thought he was a…

@kroliosis: (Bad joke alert): Would you call that a Phelps screwdriver?

@BrutallyHonestBabes: No, you just have to follow the instruction guide. The smiling IKEA people show you how to fit the pegs into the proper holes.

I hear IKEA has something in the works. It'll be on a do-it-yourself basis, though.

Rub it in twice, why dontcha.

Yes, maybe, yes.

@flowers.: Arms are for peasants. He calls his "the instruments of the fashion gods." They're sun sensitive and must be covered with Creme de la Mer five times a day.

@screwtapeletters: I agree. I won't lie and say I don't love Madonna's music because it appeals to my dormant sugariness, and she DOES have the best pop/dance producers on her side. I could care less about her personally, though. I think it's possible to enjoy her music without adulating her image.

@snobber: I had to be tested as well. My dad suffers from sarcoidosis, and we went through a scary time with him—fortunately, he didn't succumb to pneumonia. I'm making whatever contribution I can.

It means on August 15 at 11:56 pm, that she will have four minutes to join AARP.

I once saw Sendil at a restaurant in the LES and literally fell out of my chair trying to watch him go around the corner. That man is stunning in person. My then-boyfriend was not impressed.

Descendant of a royal pain in the ass is what.

@lucystrawberry: Hehe—it was like a military Peter Pan, wasn't it?

I'm so glad Korto won. She seems no-nonsense and into the competition, but not in a bitichy way. And her design was by far the best.

As a faux-doctor, is he qualified to handle emergencies in the event that his wife the Noxema Girl runs over another pedestrian?