@ekaterinaballerina: Everytime Blaine says "licious" I want to smack the fake bake off of him and dip him in some RID lice shampoo. And I think Kenley's cute, but I feel like the whole, "I'm so different because I love retro" schtick has been done to death.

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: @hearmeroar: Ah, I didn't know Crazy Cruise was behind her pulling out of that role, but it sounds about right.

I wouldn't buy Angie as Catwoman—her celebrity status has grown bigger than her acting (which is why they got rid of Katie Holmes in that franchise, no?).

@Dauphine: I think she might be backing out on that after the whole Harry Potter Lexicon fiasco, but I'm not sure.

Okay, giving Disney the benefit of the doubt here (just a little): I'm a bit excited that my nieces will have their own black princess, and the exchange between the princess and the frog is kind of cute. But don't you guys already know that any movie set in Louisiana has to have a mystical black hoodoo person? It's…

"Fergie is excited about adding the role of a prostitute to her acting portfolio."

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: You're assuming that what's taking place here is actual music. I'm highly doubtful.

Maybe Sasquatch did it. Or, you know, some fucktards.

It's easy to be "best dressed" when you have a small fortune, designers throwing shit at you for free, and a personal stylist who lays your undies out on a chair every night. Someone should do a best dressed list of the Poors, who don't have such resources.

@noseriously: Was just about to say the same. The dress is hot, though.

I've never qualified a man's sexiness by whether he's vegan/vegetarian or not. He can eat whatever he wants—as long as he's not poaching cheetahs or punting kittens over fences, it's all good.

@stoprobbers: I thought the same thing, but here's Carmen again without makeup. I think it IS her, actually.

It's amazing that Carmen Kass looks like a completely different person without makeup and Steven Meisel framing her shot.

Bulky-ass Kotex pads with cumbersome belts and clips and bells and whistles were supposed to be dainty? Hmmm.

@Maria: Ha...well, he's allowed to his preferences, but my mind's not changed about him deserving a kick to the face for appearing to be a supreme fucktard.

I'm tired of these douchebags who vocalize their deep-seated issues and then try to cop out by crying "art" or "satire" or "irony."

@lempha: Here's what he probably has in that bag: his soul, LA Looks hair gel, some human growth hormone, and a dildo he calls Sharpay.

@Meg: Great minds...

Looks like she traded her Mac for the other kind.

So what sport are Girls Next Door Bridget and Kendra involved in? I feel like I know the answer, but I don't wanna say it.