@Easybreezy: Not excusing the bitchassesness, but really, wouldn't you be pissy if your lot in life is to make sure old ladies aren't stealing boxes of Tucks Medicated Pads?

My comments are posting in the wrong threads!

I'm not into this technology. I'm sticking to Penis Polaroid cataloguing.

@SisterMaryMartha: Grand Marshall of the Crackburg Parade. It'd be more entertaining to see her marching with a baton.

@dirtybee says bee yourself!: The "Forever by Judy Blume"-lover in me would pay to read that e-mail.

@PhillyLass: @Cam/ron: Heavy Petting and Billy Ray Cyrus's Camaro Backseat.

What do you call a "younger, cleaner version" of Sex and the City? Fingerbanging and the School Prom?

@CheekyMonkey: She can't see her accessories drawer in the dark, either.

@hypnotic: Yikes! I don't even want to think about frontal underwear migration. It sounds like something involving a voyage to the Antarctic.

@theladyvanishes: I mean "will never beat." Damn.

I love this Feist video, but no Sesame Street guest appearance for me will beat the one Billy Joel did in the 80's when he sang "Just The Way You Are" to Oscar The Grouch. It warms my misanthropic heart every time.

@bananastand: Ummmm...I do. :o(

@bananastand: I am freaking out because I own the same pair of sneakers as Plaid Shorts Guy.

Justin Timberlake willingly sported a curly 'fro and did synchronized dance moves with Lance Bass. He will never come off as a "mysterious rebel," unless you count his riveting work in the video for "Tearin' Up My Heart."

But the bag looks like it was made from the hide of Jabba the Hutt's carcass.

Damn you Sibi Blazic, for being gorgeous and tall and probably a nice person and giving birth to Christian Bale's offspring.

@hottherapisttypegrrrl: My sister was an AKA. She looks like that Barbie (well, without being 7 feet tall) and so did a lot of her sisters. In my sister's partick chapter, there were some skin tone-related issues. That's not reflective of AKA as a whole, though.

@Gundam_Halo: But also...he's the new John Connor! I'm going to need there to be a scene in that movie where his head is almost smashed by a T-1000, but then he kills it with his hotness and stands shirtlessly triumphant with a gun on a pile of Skynet droids.

I kinda like the faux-Bensonhurst accent. I wonder if he'd say "Bada-bing!" during sex.

I don't know how people drive and talk on their mobiles at the same time. I always needed my free hand to flick people off in traffic, or occasionally both hands to jerk the wheel when cutting someone off.