Just invest in some Children's Nyquil. A sleeping child is a quiet one. :)

@Macloserboy: To be fair, though, Agyness is pretty well known in the fashion world, even Stateside—she's been deemed the next "it girl" by a few fashion mags. And she DOES kill it on the runway.

@misshoax: Agreed. Not saying I'd want to be on the wrong side of the law, but if I were I'd wish to have the chutzpah to list my occupation as "jewel thief."

I passed by them in these exact outfits and commented to my friend, "Doesn't that dude look he wants to be in the Strokes?" and remember thinking that the girl with him was trying hard to pull the Agyness look.

This is Tom's uniform—I think he always looks dapper. If it ain't broke, then don't fix it.

@Easybreezy: Unfortunately, Rob Lowe's history makes him less credible than the nanny.

@katekate is squared: True, but how many people who have the cojones to wear such a shirt will really have a grasp on the meaning of irony?

Okay, I just read the spoiler, and...meh. I'll probably go see it, though.

@jewess: Ditto. Whenever someone says "twist," I start to salivate Pavlov-style.

@BlowJoy: No, because my sister wrote something tantamount to how she wanted to be Jordan's Darling Nikki. My dad totally read that shit and flipped out.

@hortense: But wait! Gunnar and the varsity player from D3 = same guy! That blew my mind when I found out.

@DinaRonson: I thought he looked more like John Larroquette.

@hortense: I was totally in love with Mike Vitar, and also the dude on the varsity team who fell in love with Julie "The Cat" Gaffney. (I have seen that movie way too many times.)

I wrote a fan letter to Jonathan Taylor Thomas when I was eleven, and I edited and re-edited to make sure it was perfect (my dad even helped me). So yes, the writing itself was special. However, I was also somewhat convinced that my letter would be the ONE that made him want to be my girlfriend.

@katekate is squared: But how else will she get the main ingredient for her new perfume? "Sole [pronounced so-lay] by Jennifer Lopez...now you, too, can smell like the hallowed ground she walks on."

@chlauraform: It IS different, and I could see if, after a straight week of having to personally get her boss coffee, she respectfully talked to him about his expectations of her as a receptionist/data entry clerk.

@whyknot: It's true. Making coffee may not be the best use of one's time, but it's not a big deal and she just needed to suck it up, especially if he only asked her to get coffee ONCE after a few weeks of having worked there (I once had a job where I had to make espresso three times a day). Her immediate response was…

@VPea: That story just set my clock back a year, and I have wood floors.

Where I work, receptionists, male and female, get the coffee when asked. Am I wrong in assuming that it's a tacit but expected task should a receptionist be called upon to do it?

I don't get it. Who would substitute a monkey for a human baby? You may have to wipe a baby's poop-covered butt, but at least it won't grab a handful and fling it at you. (At least not any babies I've seen.)