I usually hate animal print, but I am coveting that leopard cocktail dress something fierce.

@ricanhavoc: No cowboy or combat boots with shorts in the summer? You just ruined July for the Pussycat Dolls AND Jessica Simpson.

@embobly: I love how the beret and glasses are supposed to cloak her identity. She looks like a character in a Pink Panther movie—her name should be Madame Honteuse, the Shamed Abortionee.

@ceejeemcbeegee: They actually DID do a mini-editorial on Journee sometime late last year when she was in the movie with Denzel Washington—it was on the "Vanities" section where they dress starlets like classic pinups. Still not a cover, but boy, did she grow up to be gorgeous.

@descent_into_votd: I know that there is pain, but hold on for one more day...

The bottom picture, for some reason, really makes me want to listen to some Wilson Phillips.

@rednrowdy: Yes, he did. You know how the dumb blonde in Mean Girls can predict the weather by feeling her boobs? Heidi has Jesus on nipple speed-dial. Hence the "crazy connection."

@rollergirl76: Well, see, she looks more like, "Oh, shit, I forgot I have this thing and I have five minutes to get to it. Lemme throw on whatever's hanging out of my hamper." So she gets a free pass because she could use that excuse.

Ugh. I DO NOT understand the purpose of open-toed boots. But leave it to a Pussycat Doll to eat up that ridiculous concept.

"I love that dress, but I want it custom-made from material woven from unicorn mane. Also, you are not weeping tears of joy at my presence. "

@lolacat(ΩΜ): Now I know where I've seen that before. (That poem is the Red Hat Society's credo, btw.)

Didn't Christ shut down his atelier like 2,000 years ago?

@Cuteasabutton: Guy's in trouble deep. He needs to learn to express himself before the high court so he can get his chunk of change.

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: I hope he Lives To Tell the secrets he's learned until then.

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Guy is now Out of the Groove.

As a fellow member of the IBTC, I think Eva Gonzalez pulls off that bodice quite nicely. Her chichis are the perfect size for it.

But wait: let's suppose these people are just visiting a wealthy relative in the UK. Why does the government have to know at all what they do "on vacation", and how does the Romanian government get a say in what these people do when they're in the jurisdiction of another country? It's not like they need permission to…

So where IS Ben Affleck these days?

@langtry: I'm so pissed that I'm going to remove my Hermes pocket square from my Dior blazer and wave it at you in disdain.

He needs to get so mad that he breaks those fucking ridiculous window shade glasses he wears that all the lametard hipsters now carry in their ironic fanny packs.