This makes me sick to my stomach. I'm not a staunch death penalty proponent, but my instinct tells me that this guy should suffer something terrible. At the same time, he's not worth one red cent of extra money that taxpayers put towards taking his death penalty appeals to court.

@ArmCandy: Pamela Anderson was also wearing an equally tacky version of this.

Oh, because Karl Rove is so obviously the happy-go-lucky Carl Spackler type.

Why is Kara to blame? It's not like she's doing an evil dance of glee at filling the Token position. It's the system's fault.

Commes des Garcons at H&M is a great idea, as long as there's not anything remotely resembling the Hammer pants with Mickey Mouse hand pockets that Kawakubo designed a couple of seasons ago.

Oh, Chuck Bass. I love you anyway, pasty thighs and all.

@blackbirdfly: That sounds about right. Except for the past three months, I've been getting nosebleeds. I think that's not a good thing.

Nowadays, I always know to within a day when my period's going to come, and it always lasts for no more than three days.

This brings to mind a kid who my best friend and I had a crush on in the third grade, and so logically we teased him—namely, about living in a pink house (but his was flamingo pink, somewhere in the Bronx). He got so mad once that he tried to kick me, and he got no recess for three days.

Ooh, a sleazy spokesmodel for the Official Douchebag Outfitter? Your star is rising, Sarah Larson.

Maybe I'm jaded, but are there still people out there who actually expect their one-night stands to call them back?

Thigh dancing sounds like it originated in a Whitesnake video.

@pleppy: Did she ever go crazy in her bathroom with the Comet cleaning product while wearing said gloves? Because if so, that'd be awesome.

@DinaRonson: It was an AFI lifetime achievement tribute to The Beatty.

@BlondeGrlz: I feel really dumb, because I was just thinking I kind of liked that movie.

Maybe it's not a dealbreaker for some, but I stopped dating a guy because he had a lifelike portrait of his mother inked on his chest. Seeing his mom's face while in any sexual position where I had to face him didn't really do it for me.

But what would she be if they didn't have any kids? Lemme consult my official Black Person dictionary.

@theladyvanishes: whoops. abound.

I may be wrong, but I think most guys would prefer a hard smack on the leg or torso than some back molars to the foreskin.

@xoxoGG: No...the lack of intelligence has been everpresent, especially when he was rocking the mullet/tank top/cutoff jeans look in the early 90's.