@PrairieGirl: That is definitely Samantha Morton—she just looks totally different with longer, darker hair.

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Ooh, I was going to say she was rocking the "Dorothy Michaels from Tootsie" look.

Totally looks like the yoga teacher that will feel you up while trying to help you perfect your Half Moon posture.

Oh, and plus...if homosexuality hurts morale and troop readiness, then how does the government explain NYC Fleet Week?!

How is she hurting morale or troop readiness?

Ah, hipsters in love. If it weren't already in Cannes, photo #3 could be anywhere in Williamsburg.

@jenndavo: @rosasparks: Well, that's allegedly one of the reasons Nick Carter is estranged from his mother, because she didn't kick Lou Pearlman in the gut like any sane mother would do.

Please. 80% of "NYC Clubland" is actually made up of asshats from Rahway or Paramus.

I had to move home for a couple of months after college because of roommate issues. Since I was between vehicles, I had to ask my parents to borrow the car anytime I needed to go somewhere, and my mom expected me to keep a curfew ("I don't care how old you are—if you're in my house, you follow my rules").

Talbot's is tanking? My gran's luncheon club will not be pleased to hear that.

@LadyNo Fondles Sweaters: I like to think the purity rose is for managing to rid herself of the Marilyn Manson foulness.

@ExtensionOfBob: Then I can totally forgive his outfit. It's obvious he was going for the "while on my way to the show from a Steven Seagal-Chuck Norris convention, I transformed into a werewolf by accident, and I didn't have a backup look so I had to wear my ripped-to-shreds clothing" look.

Here I go revealing my penchant for trashy TV: Isn't the feral-looking dude also Wolf on American Gladiators?

@gold_gato: "Don't you ever wish you were someone else...you were meant to be the way you are exaaaactly..."

@ArtfulSlinger: I kind of understand that, but how is Brad not equally culpable?

@HoneyLush: Honestly, I still know married women I went to college with who are still in self-proclaimed "Mean Girl" cliques. I guess the emotional gang-banging that girls do to each other in adolescence doesn't ever truly go away, and it's safer to beat up on celebs (who don't warrant it) because they're too far…

It's always annoyed me, to use the pictured couple as an example, that so many women hate on Angelina for being a "man-thieving harpy" (in the words of my former boss), but Brad is still one of America's heartthrob heroes. He gets credited as a wonderful dad, she gets credited as an uberbitch who collects kids for…

If you don't mind looking at wrinkled old pepaw ass, go to a clothing-optional beach. No swimsuits required, but a strong constitution helps

But wait...in the original photo, is that baby wearing extensions? If so, the Photoshop 101 ridiculousness seems a logical next step.

I suffered from a major bout of clinically-diagnosed depression in my late teens. My gran used to say, "Oh, teenagers just like being depressed," but it's really no picnic not being able to figure out why you feel like shit every day. I don't get why people wouldn't take teen depression seriously.