Sorry to join the chorus, but it's new school. I just bought that one last year. Everyone just thinks it's old school because of the black matte finish.

Oh, and Janet's geisha look is superhot in my book.

I dunno. Eve's ensemble feels very Mother of the Bride to me.

@icurbritney: Her name is Arlenis Pena. She's Dominican, so she (possibly) adds a +2 for the minority model tally.

I really hope that John Galliano is calling himself something like Dread Pirate Fabulous for this show.

@gingerkhan: I fancy something more deadly, like Segway McStrangleThighs.

@bifteck-frites: Cradle robbing Ronsons, the lot are.

Daisy Lowe—isn't she Gavin Rossdale's daughter?

@theladyvanishes: @BrooklynBeats: Sorry, I meant to direct the whale question to you.

@ineffable.me: Wasn't there a Lisa Frank killer whale, or a dolphin, or some kind of cetatean creature? I think it was friends with the penguin

@Emily: I felt the same way when I tried to find Yikes pencils a few weeks ago.

Oh, man. Retro flashbacks of my diary that had the dancing ballerina bunnies on the cover. I also had a homework folder with the two dalmatians with rainbow colored spots.

I think the culprit is usually a Hoverer who lacks the ability to hit the target. Ladies, if you can't hover properly, use a toilet guard or cover the seat with toilet paper.

@virtualcatlady: The trend should've never been allowed to flourish beyond the shelf life of Kajagoogoo.

Can someone please kill the 80's-style bright/neon colors-in-excess trend? I feel like people aren't even doing it ironically anymore (and it wasn't exciting in that context, either).

This is a cute family photo, although Peter and Maggie dangerously resemble Park Slope Parents.

@tashatakeadive: It looks like a color-by-numbers with Crayola markers. We did a Mother's Day project like that once in fifth grade with muslin tote bags.

@ExtensionOfBob: After realizing all the components of that dress, I kind of love it, too.

Wintour's outfit = Xanadu muse + Ziggy Stardust + Jadis the White Witch + Kathy Bates' saran wrap outfit in Fried Green Tomatoes .

How gauche is it that he's kind of martyring himself on Cindy's fame? She shouldn't have to apologize for her earned status, and it sucks for him if he thought that he was going to be a part of the Cool Kids Club just because he was dating her.