I don't know if I feel older than I am, but I definitely get a lot of, "Wow, you're jaded for your age."

I don't think all adults who have an account on either site should be viewed like they're in some state of suspended adolescence.

He just found out that it's actually Ken Paves in a wig.

@SpicyTamale: Nope. Joan Jett.

In this photo, Evan Rachel Wood reminds me of that one girl in high school who is obsessed with Sailor Moon and colors her nails with Hi-Liters. I love it.

I kind of love that she looks like a real mom and not a paparazzi-courting mom.

@Flackette: That's a real product? I thought it was a stupid Grey's promo.

In Dr. Poulter's list, my mom is 1, 2, and 3. I would also personally classify her as the Overly Dramatic Mom—she will dissolve into histrionics and assumes that everything I do is a personal attack against her.

I need those Crocs. Not to wear, but to chuck at passersby on the street who are already wearing them.

Which of those bags does she carry her soul in?

This is like one of those Magic Eye photos where you have to find a Donatella amidst all the leather and orange.

But WHAT is her dialogue trying to say about the relationship between art and the body? People can do what they want to themselves, and I get people using shock art to convey a political message, but I'm just NOT getting the point in her forcing herself into multiple misscariages.

At first glance, I thought Jennifer Missoni had some artfully placed rips in her dress, but it's even worse that it's the fabric printed to look like artfully placed rips.

Scarlett can't sing—just watch her version of "Brass in Pocket" in Lost In Translation.

@stacyinbean: Oh, the culottes were dreadful.

Our school came up with a simple solution for rolling up the kilt: they made us wear faux-skirts that were actually culottes.

@brendastarlet: I thought the father's identity was secret...some NYC businessman.

Even if Brad and Angelina do court attention for their charity, at the end of the day the important thing is that they're giving generously and trying to help people. I can't hate on that.

Ah. Pageants.

@PinkSoxHat:But we all know THAT'S not entirely true. I think she'd have to be photographed riding an Iranian nuclear warhead to be stripped of her duties.