@erikafl: Au revoir. I hope you see lots of hot tranny messes at your prelim judging this weekend.

You know what? I giver her credit or not turning into a sobbing ball of smeared makeup.

I call Texas.

@tscheese: Enjoyed it much. You'll have to provide a drink tally.

@Taigan: Dwayne Wayne is not supposed to be second banana.

@funnyface: Mulroney FTW.

No, Patrick Dempsey, no!

I feel like this music is about to crescendo into a fabulous 1970's disco hit and Christian will get on stage and do a Ferosha Coutura dance number.

@funnyface: Mine too!

Hahaha...I so saw the Britney answer coming.

She didn't say WHAT products should be used. But if that girl's been in pageants all her life, she's probably been wearing mascara since she was three.

Haha..."such as." That merits taking a shot.

Those Dunkin Donuts sandwiches look dissssgusting.

@theladyvanishes: (Full disclosure: I used to be a lisper myself. )

Any guesses at the speech impediment? She looks like a former lisper.

Wait a sec-what's with Pennsylvania's Southern accent?

@tscheese: Alaska herself is cute—it just kinda looks like she was twisting up her hair and calling it a night.

I really want to see Baby Mama.

What's with the hair, Alaska? Seriously.

Does anyone actually watch Medium?