Love how Heather Mills slid into the frame while Joey was speaking so Donnie would speak to her. Heather, you sly minx.

@erikafl: I would've loved to witness that.

Okay, I figured out the song choice—it's a memory aid.

@Jezebabe...is getting laid tomorrow, probably: Hahaha, sounds like my sister (who was a pageant gal at some point).

This is where they could've been Drop Dead Gorgeous awesome and worn elaborate umbrella headpieces.

@Jezebabe...is getting laid tomorrow, probably: Ha. That should be a drinking point, in addition to how many people make up bullshit answers about "helping and/or reaching people."

Haha. "I'm a college graduate." That's her edge?

Wow. Miss Missouri is Queen of the Redundants.

Oh, the singer looks like the sweaty man down my hall who wears American Apparel gym shorts.

Who is this band?

What is Heather Mills judging on? Gold digging potential?

@funnyface: Yes, for a 1987 Frederick's of Hollywood catalog. Don't you recognize the work?

Ms Texas looks like Eartha Kitt.

These are the fugliest dresses I've ever seen.

@Dear Blond Diary...: Maybe Paris got herself a douche Madden twin because Nicole had one.

My sister suffers from fibromyalgia and tactile allodynia (even her skin brushing against her own clothes can trigger pain). They told her it was all in her head for a long time.

@RayBay: Ironically, I also hate the word "portmanteau."

It'll take me at least four months to save up for a decent "holidate" (I hate cutesy portmanteaus). If I'm still with the person at that time and things are still going swimmingly, it doesn't harm me to take a nice co-vacation.

@theladyvanishes: I meant "body," not "boy."

@treecut: I've toyed with the idea of permanent hair removal, but...I just can't get past the lasers. One of my friends had her 'stache lasered, and she had an unsightly rash above her lip that took a couple weeks to go away.