@treecut: You're a brave one. I'll get waxed, but lasering I'll never go near. I have too many images of cheesy space monsters being zapped into oblivion by laser beams. I don't want the same for my crotch.

It's the patron's fault, too, if she didn't get the hell out at the first sign the waxer had no clue what she was doing.

@Jamie Sommers: For serious?! I never knew that.

Is it okay for a woman to be funny, but only if she's also conventionally "hot"?

At least two of those girls went to Glamour Shots with the express intent of using their photos for made up Cosmo covers. The others were just not committed enough.

Last March, there were only 942 ways to pretend that spending $200 on a pair of jeans is "a steal," and this year there are only 798. I feel cheated.

Why is Kristin Davis dressed like a mother of the bride? I really hate that short satiny jacket-like top.

@tscheese: @cate3710: Ladies, that is why I'd be watching this pageant in the firt place.

@tscheese: @cate3710: I do, if I'm watching the Miss USA pageant of my own will.

@tscheese: Can we add

@tscheese: Commuter drool happens to the best of us.

Irina's pants remind me of that one Taco Bell commercial where MC Hammer and his crew come parachuting down from the sky when their pants catch the wind. It wasn't awesome then, and it's not now.

I do like that tea set and kind of want to have scones while sipping Earl Grey from that cup. Is that bad?

Laying it on thick...

Good thing this is not true, because Nuclear Wintour has no tolerance for April Fools shenanigans. Only fashion and bob perfection.

@misssgolightly: Ha. I so agree. I just told one of my friends last week that emulating Sex and The City is like a ship captain modeling his life after Moby Dick—Lots of sad, desperate moments, and you get taken out by a whale at the end.

@myrtlebeachbum: My parents and all their friends plan to vote for McCain. Both said they'd consider voting for Hillary, but if the "bowing out" wish comes true, mom and pops probably won't vote Dem (not even for Obama, and I resorted to pulling the fellow-black-person race card on them).

I don't know that I agree that Hilary should bow out, but it'd be nice to be able to focus my attention on one Democratic candidate—I find myself distracted from the issues. (I'm only one person, though, and I guess lots of people enjoy the drama.)

WTF is up with Lara Flynn Boyle's face?! I really hope she's just going through a swollen post-surgery phase.

What the hell? I guess in a way the girl was doing the other one a service, but...damn.