How is Girls Gone Wild not porn? Where I'm from, anytime a bottle neck is shoved in any orifice other than the mouth (and even that is debatable, depending on how it's done), it's porn.

@h_a_l: Also, she's always raving about her BFF John Travolta. There's really no other excuse for that.

I have so many questions about that scenario I don't even know where to begin.

Isn't she the girlfriend?

I love Christian. But sometimes his hair reminds me of a Shetland pony.

So dark men are equated with "sex, virility and danger"...what does that make dark women? I'm a chocolate face, and I don't like where that's going.

The part of me who's more inclined to give this the benefit of the doubt says that this was done unintentionally, although the idea is likely steeped in subconscious connotations perpetuated by society (I mean, if you really think about it, it does have a Mandingo-ish vibe).

Bill Clinton's wearing ostrich cowboy boots. Is that terrible or supremely awesome?

@misssgolightly: I agree—I doubt it's really about the material perks because most of us would probably seriously consider it as a career.

Finally, my fix is back. I became addicted to the Rufus/Lily storyline and I need closure on that.

When I'm in the bath, I only want knowledge of two (possibly three) things. Gitmo prisoners do not come to mind.

Christian Siriano is teeny tiny in real life—I wanted to pick him up and put him in my carryall.

Why did I double comment? Sadface.

The sperm bank is effectively disabling itself, because the same jizz you're buying there could be gotten for free if you simply show up at said music festival.

The sperm banks are effectively disabling themselves, because the same jizz you're buying there could be gotten for free if you simply show up at said music festival.

A part of me kinda likes it (albeit reluctantly, like Wednesday Addams after emerging from the Harmony Hut).

Agyness is pretty, but I have a feeling she suffers from Samson syndrome—what would happen if someone permanently took away her peroxide blonde pixie cut and made her stop dressing like an extra in a Pet Shop Boys video?

My former boss used to call me at night to discuss dating and sexual exploits. She would also drop by my house after work hours every so often to deliver me projects that she "forgot" to tell me about on any given day. She told me that my interracial relationship was "a fantasy."

@Archetype: @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I have no problem when people keep boogers to their own property. This guy at work, however, has a habit of nonchalantly wiping them on the wall next to the water cooler. NOT kosher.

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: A flicker is better than a surface wiper—I hate when people try to secretly wipe their boogers under tables or on subway poles. You can ALWAYS tell.