@zivah: Yes, we do. It's like when people make a face at you after you spend more than two minutes in the bathroom, as if they've never had to take a dump in their lives.

@sassymoniker: Good use of pun.

Honestly, sex in the morning keeps me awake for the rest of the day. Better than coffee.

Hey, maybe they were trying to give this a Save The Last Dance feel. Black boys can also help you tap into the hip-hop side you didn't know you had!

I went through a phase of hanging out with only boys in high school, because I felt more comfortable with that at the time and couldn't deal with the girl cattiness. Eventually, I moved on to a girl circle, but I never experienced anything horrible when I DID only spend time with boys and I still have some of…

@MsDirector: It also begs the question: how does one position one's junk in size 22 jeans?

Maybe Madonna's next reinvention is as Rocky Balboa. That tour would be kinda sweet.

@oeditrix: Oh, my dear, it's not just the hipsters. In the jungle I live in, it's anyone who thinks he can get away with it.

@rantmagazine: Sounds about right. I just think it's silly of them—they look less like the "strong woman who will get through this" and more like the wife who doesn't give a shit as long as she gets to wear those sweet pantsuits on CNN.

I don't get the whole "stand by your man" thing political wives feel the need to do. It's not like Spitzer's battling a life-threatening disease (except maybe genreal douchebaggery) and needs the emotional support of his wife. He definitely didn't want her holding his hand when he was getting serviced by a call girl,…

@tetracycloide: Better yet, apparently there's more than one element chart.

@spectatertot: I was more of a Greenwald fan.

"Whereby their brains somehow do not process other people as actually being people.They are more like complex illiquid financial instruments that are difficult to value."

I'm interested in knowing: how does a bare ass sell something that's supposed to keep it covered?

It's kind of a cute idea; in practice, it sucks. Are subscribers expected to keep stacks of their Cosmos lying around so they can ogle men on the spine?

I would totally quit my job and fashion a career as a professional egg donor just to prove this woman and her overbite wrong.

@arodriguez.romero: The Mosaic law addresses it pretty thoroughly—rapists die. However, you if raped a single gal, you had to marry her. A skosh problematic, huh?

@hamburgerhotdog: The Apocalypse, hopefully.

There's no baby in there—just Nicole's YSL bag.

They should just make a new literary genre: Nonfiction (In My Own Head/Wallet).