WAIT a goddamn minute. They're making a GI Joe movie? With Snake Eyes and Zartan and Cobra Commander???

@theladyvanishes: @zivah: Which is not to say she needs to be under house arrest, but she does court their attention like mad regardless of her motivation to do so.

He's right. Britney needs to stay home. Keep the issues in one place.

@dictator4life1: "Gettin' Jiggy With It" is non-sexist, and also downright neato!

Okay, I couldn't resist posting this.

@eve804: In essence, they are a Stevie Nicks/Led Zeppelin duet in the making.

I wonder what sex between these two is like.

How did I miss Christian Bale?! In my delusional world, he and I live in a townhouse in Belgravia and we only stop marathon sex for high tea.

@Trixie from Toronto: It was the go-to for secret reading behind the farthest stacks in the library. It was also the first time that I learned that "I just came" had nothing to do with visiting someone's house. My mind was blown.

@hatey: I totally learned about the juicy parts of sex from Forever.

Oh, I love this. I vote regular feature.

@MakeMeSmile: I wonder that, too. I think she might be suffering from Norma Desmond syndrome.

Short answer: yes.

They're probs real, as is the palpable desperation.

I'm more offended by the word "vajayjay" than I am the word "cunt." I wish someone would burn that word at the stake.

Secretly invading someone's privacy by snooping is also invading their trust, even if you suspect they might be doing just that to you. Two peas in a pod, I say.

@jenndavo: Yep—his reaction to her death made me even more hysterical. He buried her in our yard that night, and the next day he planted a mulberry tree over her grave.

So I've only seen my dad cry twice (and by cry, I mean like blubbery crying), and one of them was when our beloved pup got killed in a hit and run. He really loved that dog even though she drove him nuts.

I never got the "Jessica is so hot" phenomenon. She's a relatively attractive girl, but there are far hotter actresses (read: Eva Mendes) than her. I thought she was a wet blanket as Nancy in Sin City.

Well, I think this is what happens when a single, rich widower adopts you as his pet. Shame on you, Philip Drummond.