If her headpiece is a Philip Treacy, it gets a free pass despite its craziness. But she looks lovely.

The one looks like his eyebrows were singed, but they both fill out the uniforms quite nicely. Uma looks gorgeous as always.

Sorry, I already accepted a sleepover invite from Christian Bale. Better luck next year, Clooney.

@ineffable.me: and Dawn Weiner's boyfriend was called Warren and tried to rob the store!

@hortense: I totally know which song it is! "I Adore Mi Amor," right? I totally used to sing that while riding my bike.

@hortense: Please tell me that's to the tune of the Rex Manning song.

No one who was formerly in a boy band that condoned the wearing of hoop earrings can be given enough credit to not dress like crap.

@misssgolightly: I usually go, "Oh, she made a trip down to Canal Street."

@solaana: Yes! Be glad your folks aren't volunteering to sing "Solid as a Rock" at parties.

My mom and dad so wanted to be Ashford & Simpson back in the day, but they eventually settled into Huxtable mode.

@JessaFields: Because they're "celebrities." You don't have to have any talent whatsoever to be one—you just have to do a bunch of gimmicky stuff to distract from the fact that you're dreadfully ordinary.

@battleaxonista: If you come to my neighborhood on a Friday night and a shaggy hipster who drank way too much Sparks asks for your number, it's the same effect.

@mycatsnores: She's not missing any, but she's got a helluva gap. I think she's cute in a French gamine way.

Frances Bean's coat is cute and very red, but all I can focus on are those wax chewing gum lips Courtney is wearing.

Why satin? This is both a photo-specific and a general question.

@Cam/ron: It was called Date My Mom (embarrassed I know that), but it really should've been called Out With The Old Snatch, In With The New.

Who's the Poindexter?

I'm a block away from MSG...I am so busting in on this during my lunch break.

I find nothing wrong with this outfit, except for the fact that I'm not the one wearing it.

I don't have a rule of thumb. I do have a rule of middle and forefinger that works pretty well, though.