Does this mean that Harry Potter is a rent boy in WeHo?

I'm into the kiddie aspect of Valentine's Day, but the forced romance? Not so much. I just think it's a dumb holiday that is primarily for people who need to spend money to get laid.

I have this pic of me when I was little and my daddy tried to do my hair while my mom was visiting relatives. I was so angry, especially because it was school picture day.

@jetztinberlin: I have a bit of a problem with the positive aspect also. The fact that these people feel their mates should yield to some sort of Pavlovian response, as if they are animals without an ostensible level of reason and intelligence, bothers me to some degree.

@Bug a Martini: Based on your description, I'm pretty sure some people I've dated have used Shamu as a relationship guide. Hence my committment phobia—I'm allergic to seafood. And douchebags.

Bliss is not reality, and it's not what we get to live with on a day-to-day basis in any relationship, romantic or otherwise. Everyone has hard times and disagreements, and that's when you find out what relationships are really made of. Who wants to wander in a contented stupor all the time?

Remember when Ethan was hot?

@ineffable.me: I saw it in a Wal-Mart commercial once!

@bifteck-frites: But Beyonce looked like she was starring in Dreamgirls on Ice! There's not much worse than that...except Solange's Goth Oz Munchkin ensemble.

Also, do they dress Solange ugly on purpose?

I wish someone would smack Kelis. She's only wearing that shit because no one cares about the milkshake anymore and her husband still wants to be relevant to hip-hop.

@RosePetalPlace: What ruined her performance was the fact that she shouted out that crackhead Blake at least three times. But I loved her stunned reaction when they announced her name.

Love Christian or hate him, he belongs on this show. We all know there's room for one smack-talking, bitchy designer who knows they have the stuff. And that, folks, is why that particular designer ends up sticking around for a while in each season.

@mbprice: I refused a second date because a guy asked me to pay for half of the dinner once. However, this was because he only brought $20 (so I ended up paying for more than half) even though he picked the place and implied that I was a gold digger because I subtly called him on choosing a place he couldn't afford.

I pay when I ask, which is about 50% of the time. In fact, when my dates know this about me, they're the ones who pull the "oh, lemme pull out my wallet...slowly" deal.

Rami's a pretty good designer, but I get the sense that he thinks his work is more remarkable than it really is. Case in point: the jodhpurs. No thanks.

I have major love for Posh. It's so major I pronounce it "mayjah" like she does.

Dudes, technically it's not a spoiler because the show already aired a MILLION times. If you don't follow the show enough by now to know who the top five remaining contestants are, it's not Jezebel's fault.

He's cute. She's cute. The boots are cute, but not with that dress.

@NefariousNewt: @stacyinbean: 'Zackly. That's why Marchesa's clothes at times seem over-the-top glam, because there are no Avas, Bettes or Audreys to befit them.