I heart throwbacks to old Hollywood glamour. If only a designer could fabricate the class to go with it...

@rhody: It's probably very similar to that bathtub scene in Flowers in the Attic.

Polls rigged to show negative results? I'm sure they're not lying, because I personally would've smacked the shit out of anyone who said that song was any good.

What's the motivation behind this?

@Macloserboy: No! The "Canned Heat" number is way better.

@fifthelement: "I am the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy! Who the hell are you? Nobody!"

@FloraWay: Check out the end of Galliano's couture line for Dior this season—he was Klimt-inspired as well.

What's the budget on this? $5?

I heart Max Azria. I'm a sucker for BCBG, but I also love what he did with Herve Leger.

Chad's buildup did NOT match the e-mail that brought about such hurt feelings. This was totally anticlimactic.

Geez, when will the token mentality go away?

What about The Grind and Club MTV!? Eric Nies and Downtown Julie Brown and dancers who dress like Jody Watley must not be forgotten.

@Titania: Totally stole that exact thought from my head.

@Pinkosaurus:

This "80's escort" ensemble is screaming for a date with Patrick Bateman.

@scbelle: Is that what they really said? Didn't Jenileigh and Moya say they were in it for the money from the get-go?

@Reluctant Financier: Why hate February? It celebrates commercially-driven emotions, obligatory recognition that black people exist in history, and Presidents Day!

I feel like the contest for the Republican nomination will eventually come down to who can wrestle and take down a grizzly bear with his bare hands. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is what John McCain is proposing in the photo.

@hortense: @eeva: Or if it's a slow jam, you need a part where Lance Bass tries to use his deep voice to convince you he's hetero but fails:

@hortense: I can totally see Justin singing that in a Fairisle sweater.