This kind of looks like it belongs in an NSync Christmas video circa 1999.

Mariah is talented and had plenty of fans before she became "Mimi"—why did she ever need to go for the look of faux-sexy desperation?

@judgingnora: Ditto. I dated a Kiwi when I was there.

@theladyvanishes: If that even makes any sense (because who besides me uses "rain check" in the wrong context). I meant "double take."

I love me some Cate Blanchett, but can we do a rain check for her dress in the "Good" section?

I don't get it. Is Pat Field just fucking with our minds now?

Isn't her song called "Higher"?

Also, I really hope they Annie does a Lady and the Tramp photo starring Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty.

@ineffable.me: Un-PC of me, but I think Jessica makes a hot Pocahontas on the legs factor alone.

I am such a dork, because I immediately thought, "That one lone animal at the top of the circle HAS to be Babe talking to them."

Valentino looks like he's going to headbutt Lagerfeld in the second. I would pay to see whose foundation smears first in that brawl.

Really though—ALT is speaking out about bringing diversity on the runways, but I haven't seen throwing his weight around with La Wintour to bring more diverse models to Vogue.

Not that I feel like I should have dibs on everyone's love lives, but she seems like she just appeared out of the blue.

But isn't the hair the source of her power? If she cuts it, the whole fashion world will implode. The likes of Karl Lagerfeld will cease to exist.

@lalaland13: I used to live near Lou Pearlman when I moved down south. It makes me sad to think that he was bad-touching the boys who liked Kevin Bacon but hated Footloose.

@mollsmolls: Yup. And at some point there was mention of Scooby Snacks.

So here's one of my many forays into bad tasts: I was actually totally into that song "Girl on TV" that LFO wrote for Jennifer Love Hewitt. The lyrics were probably worse than the ones posted above.

Also in the 60's: Barbara began a genetic experiment to breed annoying talk show panelists as part of her plan to annoy middle America into submission.

Where was I when this happened?

I would love a dress with a great silhouette that also feels like sweatpants.