I like how being a nobody and being insanely famous can come full circle for some celebrities—at either point, you can leave the house looking like you don't give a shit and it's somewhat justifiable.

Can Valentino cry with botox-frozen tearducts? If so, I like to imagine that they're Mystic Tan-colored tears.

@bowlingfordollars: Do you honestly love her? (I know that was bad, but I had to go for it.)

@notaclevername: You damned liberals. God meant for deli sandwiches to only procreate with one another in sacred union. This is an abomination.

@LaComtesse: Tell Eva Green that Galliano's unwearable. She got on some worst dressed lists for that outfit, but I think she pulled off wearing Chinoiserie-in-technicolor couture as good as anyone could have.

@paxetaurora: I saw it. My sweet dreams are still intact.

@monpetitchou: Was just going to say that Javier Bardem = Jeffrey Dean Morgan en espanol.

Jim Cramer has a beard. Katie is a beard. I don't know where Diane falls into that theme.

As far as coffee goes, I like to get my dark roast from Porto Rico on Bleecker St. I French press it at home.

I ask myself these questions at the end of each day:

I wish Ne-Yo would get a real name.

@theladyvanishes: Or I should say, on Fifth Avenue.

Somewhere in a Bendel's on the UES, there's a gaggle of twenty-two year old girls whose heads are exploding.

@leMaldeTete: I heard tell of these a couple months back—maybe it was actually on Jezebel. Anyway, I say no to them.

@saradanger: I usualy like Stella's aesthetic, but I can't condone Ugg-like footwear no matter who makes them.

Gag me! Are those the fabled knee-high Uggs I've heard about?

@notaclevername: Can I claim this deduction on my taxes? I support the "Lindsay! Get Some Pants!" Fund.

I saw the preview for this at the movies.

@kataroo_kangaroo: No, but she made them from curtain material that was nearly identical!

@notaclevername: "Mame" was Saturday morning breakfast song! Also, "Happy Talk" from South Pacific was for trips to the supermarket.