@stacyinbean: Oh, me too...it rubbed off from my mom, who was Maria in her own head. She made my sisters and I the same summer dresses as the ones the von Trapp girls wore and taught us all the songs, too.

@jenndavo: Wha? Fight Club as a musical?! Are they making a song about Bob's bitch tits?

Jay-Z's ego is too big for both of them to pass through the same door, dontchaknow.

@Belladonna77: No! Don't bring Carol into this, please. It's not her fault that her hairdo was misappropriated for evil.

Oh, and I'm not saying I don't think it's a cult. But many other religions accepted by the state that have been around much longer also exhibit cult-like conformity and such. Scientology just has better (or worse?) PR.

A Top Gun Pilot who hooked up with him in a MiG-28 swears, "I was black and blue from the gearshift, I can tell you that." They then oiled up for a rousing game of sand volleyball on the military base.

@AlannaBanana: It's not. It's just newer.

Tom is wearing L. Ron Hubbard's jacket!

I think Adrian said:

Why would college girls want to tamper with their own condoms? If a girl wanted to go that route, one doesn't exactly have to bend a guy's arm behind his back to get him to fuck without a condom in the first place.

Tyger, tyger—burning flesh?

I'll take the blonde hair as fair trade for her looking more put together than she's looked in a while.

Look: he's not perfect, and he's having a tough day. He hasn't been to kundalini yoga yet so his chakras are misaligned AND his favorite True Religions got ripped at Les Deux last night.

@BAngieB: :giggles into bronchitis-induced coughing fit:

This is a Spiegel ad for men's contemporary sportswear. Next.

@so5minutesago: Paul was right about Yoko! (I was going to make a punny "Oh, no!" joke about her name, but you see how that would've fallen flat.)

J. Lo actually means that her nanny will not be legally eligible for employment in this country, so all the hours caring for her spawn don't count as "work."

@HoneyLush: Me! Me! They just need to put a Berskha in SoHo and then I'll be completely happy.

@blondegrlz: Exactly. If our society were smart, we'd accept that some kids will have sex earlier than others and that the best we can do is make sure they're safe, happy, and healthy while doing it. Unique snowflakes and such.

@jenndavo: Admittedly, I am somewhat of a history nerd, but know less about the Tudors than I'd like to admit (which is dumb, because I lived in England!). The Hapsburg-Lorraine dynasty is my forte—who doesn't like the tremendous nose and protruding jaw due to years of inbreeding?