@Sassafras: That was my point exactly! (But I used the Whale Rider girl, and she doesn't have a sister with a weave collection.)

I might get booed big time for saying this, but: I kind of feel bad for Jamie Lynn. I think if Britney weren't wearing her mental issues on her sleeve for the paparazzi, her sister wouldn't be barraged with all the attention.

What did they sign the prenup on—Brawny?

@Yaneh: You can't really compare defending rich people to defending women's rights. Rich people have ALWAYS been allowed to vote, own land, get special tax breaks, and the like. As far as I know, Rupert Murdoch doesn't sit in his high-rise worrying about the fate of Roe v. Wade.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Tatu—are they not faux-lez themselves?

@Kroliosis: Crazy Cruise needed to know that the babymaker was fertile before he sealed the deal.

Given the "I'm gonna be a mommy!" stories this morning, I can only look at this picture and applaud Katie for having gotten pregnant the right way—by contract.

Ugh. This is like the feeling I get when I realize that those Lifetime movies that are tagged "based on a true story" really are based on true stories (mediocre acting nonwithstanding) times ten.

After I said I needed space, the "nice guy" I dated wrote an open letter to his entire address book about why I needed to get my proverbial head out of my ass(he was too clingy, AND he told me that he could understand why some men needed to hit their wives).

Oh, the betrayal!

@wigglepuppy: Or maybe this is the episode where Tootie goes to NYC and almost becomes a hooker.

I don't know her in person (obvs), but she reminds me of girls in this city who interpret "maturity" as screwing men twice their age.

1) Who the hell was genius/insane enough to make this costume—did he fabricate this himself?

The trench is reminiscent of Carmen Sandiego after a shady night in Peckham.

Wait: people actually believe this guy to be hot?

Hasn't Nigella always been this size since she's been on TV? She's gorgeous and her chocolate souffle recipe is the best ever.

She's smiling like she doesn't have a clue. Does she seriously not know what a wreck she is?

@ceejeemcbeegee: I feel your pain.

Is rating my vagina aganist other vaginas like picking teams for kickball?

@leMaldeTete: Thank you.