Maybe she should steal her husband's conditioner. Keith probably has a special cabinet where he keeps it, along with his chest wax.

Whoever put this up is only making things worse. Dov is probably trying to figure out how he can get away with tweaking said pose for a campaign promoting sheer tights.

Watch Law & Order: SVU episodes. Eat leftovers. Tell myself, "I have plenty of time for Christmas shopping." Procrastinate. Repeat every weekend until December 23.

Am I wrong for shoving my mouth full of food as a way to avoid engaging in family dinner conversation? You can't answer questions about failed relationships when eating mashed potatoes.

When my mom told my gran that I had gotten my first period, my gran slipped me some money in an overtly surreptitious manner and said it was so I could buy "womanly undergarments." Then she told me to go pray.

@katastic: No, I know. I said "via the Internet." This is only in the past ten or so years.

We now live in a society were, sadly, people can be harassed to the point of discomfiture and/or depression via the internet. Legislators should no longer deny the need to have a charge to fit this obvious transgression.

Geez, does Lohan have Crank Lips or what?

@nowimpissed: I know, I know. I got a similar speech when I decided it'd be a good idea to manage my college boyfriend's rock band.

I stupidly signed up for a VS credit card, and they now call me three times a day because I need to pay off $5 that's left on my account. I'm not paying them back on principle—their underwear causes Saggy Bottom, which is not Very Sexy at all.

I guess it's because I'm biased (I was in one of these relationships and I'm glad I had a best friend who threatened to beat the shit out of me), but I'm always suspect of relationships where the female is uber-young. They're not all bad—in fact, I'm sure plenty of them are healthy—but I think men like this need…