Ugh this guy's the worst he's wearing a t-shirt with a tie!

Gimme that stage time.

Man, I know every generation hates the next one, but these kids are such a fucking bummer.

I see something on the internet literally every day that makes me think I, at least, need to take a break for a few years. But I also haven't had a job that doesn't directly involve the internet since 2002. So.

Seriously. The subheader reads "In the 1980s Atari offered golden treasures as gaming prizes, most of which were lost to time. Until now." But the article ends by saying, "I don't know, they were probably melted down?"

Booooo.

Has your person fucked Amber Rose?

"Eagles Of Death Metal frontman Jesse Hughes is blaming the French government’s strict gun-control laws for the carnage at the Bataclan."

Are that many people even using Siri that this is a concern? I live in New York where there are at least 25 people on their phones around you all the time and I don't think I've ever seen anyone talking to them.

I can tell this guy only knows Frame & Canvas.

That's maybe the first time anyone's ever used the word "pleasant" to describe Jeremy Clarkson.

That wedding speech is genuinely hilarious. I can't wait for President Bernie. May all his press conferences veer off into the intricacies of New York baseball.

This one genuinely bums me out. I followed BMX pretty closely through the 90s and early 00s and Mirra was inescapable back then. He was without a doubt the most famous and the best at the contests, and for those reasons he wasn't ever the "coolest" rider to be into. Mirra didn't have great videos like Jimmy Levan or…

Agreed. "Put the mimosas down… bitch!" could be our generation's "Here's looking at you, kid."

"Audiophiles" aren't buying Beats headphones. They sound like garbage. People buy them because they're a fashion accessory.

The album's first single is FourFiveSeconds, but FourFiveSeconds isn't on the album?

I Heart Huckabees is the only David O. Russell as far as I'm concerned.

My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's Party, I can only assume.

I saw this movie in the theater purely because I had a lot of time to kill one night and that's what was on. I went in totally blind which was a risky move, because a three and a half hour long movie playing at the arthouse could easily have been a miserable slog, and instead it ended up being incredible – easily one…

It just goes to show you: If you mercilessly beat your super famous, beloved pop star girlfriend, six years later you WILL be canceled from one of your many talk show appearances. That's called justice, buddy!